“Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend.”
One of my customers  (via tinysleeper)

(Source: assachusetts)

Back in town for a bit

Updating the hell out of all the apps

I FORGOT TO MENTION

I got a 3DS two weeks ago! Friend code 0662-4851-3421
So far I have Pokemon X and Luigi’s Mansion Dark Moon

lascapigliata:

turns my fan on high so i can still sleep with a blanket

oncelerswaifu:

sebastian-smith:

that awkward moment when the most terrifying thing to you is a living chess piece that was mad because he didn’t wanna wear clown clothes

homestuck has the best villains 

oncelerswaifu:

sebastian-smith:

that awkward moment when the most terrifying thing to you is a living chess piece that was mad because he didn’t wanna wear clown clothes

homestuck has the best villains 

In town again

Wow why did I spend so much time on this website before?

I am not dead

Tumblr is blocked in camp. I’m currently in town

Goodbye friends I am gone

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(Source: m-eg)

shadow-of-a-whisper:

neutralcomputer:

mybrainsleaking:

happy-healthy-and-fit:

toots-toots:

Things that DO NOT define your self worth

  1. Jean size
  2. Relationship status
  3. Absence or presence of a thigh gap
  4. What others think of you

5. Your grades

6. Eating people

7. amount of times charged for murder

8. amount of porn you read

How has no one said “amount of people you slept with” yet